What pro-celebrity boxing matches would you like to see?

Question

The have to been in the same weight category (roughly, you can't have Ronnie Corbet Vs Lennox Lewis or Sammy Davis Jr Vs Sonny Liston for example), but you can choose any celebrity and any boxer alive or dead

Points awarded for boxer style nicknames made up for the celebrities

Marshall "The Trailer Park Mauler" Mathers or
Harry "The Pugilist Illusionist" Houdini for example

Also loads of points awarded if you can think of any kind of grudge match

Seconds out...Ding

Answer 1

mother "the bombay assassin" theresa

Vs

Thora "stairlift to heaven" Hird

Answer 2

Paris Hilton and entourage vs Grace Jones or the Predator, Brad Pitt vs the Pac Man, Stallone vs Bruce Willis vs Arnie, vs Tony Danza.

Answer 3

Ving Rhames vs Mike Tyson.

Answer 4

Paris Hilton v Hulk Hogan

Answer 5

Wesley Snipes (Monroe Hutchen from undisputed) vs Will Smith (from Ali), Carl Weathers (Apollo Creed) vs Vhing Rhames (James "Iceman" Chambers from undisputed)

Answer 6

I would love to see Mike Tyson vs Mohamed Ali